doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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