You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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