There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
where does the pee come out of this thing
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
