You work out of a Hotel?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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