Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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