you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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