I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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