Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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