im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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