So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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