I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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