He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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