Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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