I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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