haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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