my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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