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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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