I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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