You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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