sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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