OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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