Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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