I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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