Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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