ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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