She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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