He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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