not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize