Sry I called you an 8
Just cropdusted the office
even my farts smell like vagina
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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