I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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