He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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