remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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