It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You are a booty call, not a friend.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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