I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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