Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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