Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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