If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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