Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Blood and glitter go together right?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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