I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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