What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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