12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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