I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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