why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize