I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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