Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Shame - the story of my life.
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