The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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