I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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