IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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