with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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