Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize
