Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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