Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i now understand why vodka
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
