The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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